Episode 12 is called: THE STOLEN EARTH

Jesus Christ, not really spoilery is it? How about 'THE DEATH OF ROSE TYLER' or 'CAPTAIN JACK'S BIG BLACK BUM-ABOUT'?

Anyway here's the synopsis from Auntie:

Earth's greatest heroes assemble in a time of dire need, in tonight's penultimate episode in this series of Russell T Davies's Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama. But can the Doctor's secret army defeat the might of the new Dalek Empire? With battles on the streets and in the skies, the Doctor and Donna must brave the Shadow Proclamation to find out the truth. However, a fearsome old enemy waits in the shadows... David Tennant plays the Doctor and Catherine Tate plays his companion, Donna Noble.

Wow! Another battle for the fate of the Earth, eh? Thank God it's not like the previous three seasons.

And 'Earth's greatest heroes assemble...' Well we all know the team they're talking about...




FLAVOR FLAV - Who better in a Time War than a man with a giant clock. Flav was assigned to UNIT during the 90s which explains the low number of alien incursions and the shit PE albums. Fight the Power... of the Daleks!














SIR ALAN SUGAR - He fired Dalek Caan for moaning too much, but made the mistake of hiring Davros! Can Sir A teach the Daleks a lesson in business? Prepare to meet THE DOCTOR'S APPRENTICE!














JEREMY AND MARK FROM PEEP SHOW - Hoping their episode will be broadcast in Hi-Def. "I'm so ready for Hi-Def, Hi-Def will make everything alright."








HARRY HILL - Could the Daleks stand up to the might of TWO bona fide Doctors? We'll find out in a few Saturdays time! "What are the chances... of you surviving this Davros?!" Will also be voiceover of the blooper reel on the S4 DVD...












FORMER TARGET NOVELIST NIGEL ROBINSON -
And why the Hell not?! He's got as much right to be there as anyone. Special abilities: Super-fast typing speed and cutting put-downs.









JAMIE THEAKSTON - would make about as much fucking sense than half the celebs who end up on these finale episodes.














AMY NUTTALL - Some blart to look at during the bits where Tennant's shouting. She'll probably be an expert in oh... safe-cracking, ninjitsu, archery - something fucking pointlessly hard as a concession to the fact that she's only there as the eyecandy.







Who have we missed off? Let us know!

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